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Written by Niki Shrode
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Monday, 03 April 2006 |
A Car For The Hot Generation - Is It Too Fast And Sexy For Your Kid? THE SHRODE REPORT Get the News before it gets you! Onesided News and Biased Information from Earth ©2005 by Niki David Shrode A Nut Road Studio Production Concept for the 2007 Model . . . (Photo courtesy Google Images) Should this car be targeted at people with midlife crisis or at teens with parents with mid life crisis? Find out inside as the Shrode Report plumbs the psychological depths of the shallow shadows of buyer mentality.
SHORT TAKE for that Quick Break:
Whats Not To Like About This?
The Shrode Report has learned from several underground psychologists that a car like the new 2007 Camaro Concept Car, could actually put a person back five years worth of therapy. No not in mental issues, but in dollars.
Camaro 2007 Concept Car . . . (All photos courtesy Google Images)
Gypsy Nick says you have to decide if you want to lay on a couch and have someone tell your what a turkey you are, or do you want to drive fast and get 30 miles per gallon? Fast AND green. Yikes, how can anyone resist? Maybe if everyone got one we could shrink the hole in the ozone a silly millimeter or two.
Neon lit interior.
Laid back seats.
Take it off, take it off . . . cried the boys in the band.
Too sexy for a normal person or a kid?
Gypsy Nick has asked two disbarred psychologists and the consensus is, "If you got it flaunt it." As for should your kid get one? Five out of ten discredited psychologists said yes. The other five just drooled.
This is the 6.0 Liter LS2 400 horsepower, 30 mile per gallon engine that drives the new 2007 Camaro.
So what are you going to do? Get therapy or get with it?
Go Find Out More About The New 2007 Camaro Concept Car
FYI - Gypsy Nick drives a XPS M170,PM 780(2.26GHZ) laptop from Dell. It sports an nVidia Geforce 7800 video card and 17" screen. It can lay down donuts like you wouldn't believe.
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