SHORT TAKE for that Quick Break:

Is there and alternative to jackolanterns?



The Shrode Report has learned that the pumpkin syndrome can cause the ozone to open wide enough to let the cat out of the bag.  Some scientists think we are doomed. Some are on vacation, and the rest are busy making money and won't talk to us.

So the Shrode Report is sending Gypsy Nick into the field to find a solution to " The Pumpkin syndrome".



Guilty Pumpkin . . . (Photo courtesy Google Images.)






Gypsy Nick Reports that good looking witches might be a shew-in for a pumpkin replacement to celebrate Halloween



The problem? It seems that locating over a billion good looking witches in the next few days could cause a jamb-up on switchboards at singles matching services all over the world.

The Shrode Report will offer rights to print a million Hypons to anyone with a workable solution.





Kissorella . . . ( Photo courtesy Google Images.)












You will get double Hypons for every thousand dollars you send in.

What is a Hypon?  See below:








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