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Will The North Polarize The Election? Will the economy go South?




The Shrode Report has heard unfounded rumors that Uncle Sam and Santa are one and the same. So we sent Gypsy Nick out to investigate at malls all over the country, but mainly in Arizona.

Gypsy Nick says during his secret investigation he heard on the grapevine that Uncle Sam got fat off of pork-barrel politics and became Santa unwittingly. One lone shopper stated that he didn't believe in Uncle Sam, but was still clinging to a shred of hope in Santa. His kids, alas, all believe in American Idol.


Uncle Santa . . . (Photo courtesy Google Images.)







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Gypsy Nick thinks the election ads will drown out new XBox 3D game ads and hurt Microsoft's effort to educate young people in how to play Guitar Hero 3. A generation could be lost back to the schools.


No Politics . . . (Photo courtesy Google Images.)



**** WARNING **** American businesses make 40-60% of their profits during the Christmas Holidays. If politics ruins Christmas, Santa Claus may be elected president in a write in vote.

You will get double Hypons for every thousand dollars you send in for Gypsy Nick's Christmas present.

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