Is Summer Solstice Junk Science Or A Magical Mystical Mystery?





THE SHRODE REPORT
Get the News before it gets you!

©2008 by Niki David Shrode
 A Nut Road Studio Production




Solstice Map . . .  (Photo courtesy Google Images.)

When does summer really start? When schools out? June? July? Find out inside . . .

SHORT TAKE for that Quick Break:

Summer is real for those who choose to participate.



The Shrode Report sent Gypsy Nick into summer
 to see what gives.


Gypsy Nick sent a telegram,
and email and a text message asking how to spell Margarita.


Summer Bubbles Up . . . (Photo courtesy Google Images.)





Gypsy Nick wants to squeeze the most out of his assignment into summer.


Maybe a tan . . .


On the beach . . .











Summer squeezed, sun and beach . . . (Photos courtesy Google Images.)




Gypsy Nick found out that according to the Hollywood Book Of The Dead,
summer is a myth based on a magical space
between Spring and Fall
where light runs wild and the days are longer.


Summer Magic . . . (Photo courtesy Google Images.)








Natives show up in all kinds of ceremonial clothes for summer.





Some gather for learning . . .




















Clothes and School . . . (Photos courtesy Google Images.)

Summer school can be a secret meeting ground.

Gypsy Nick found one weird professor who swears that summer is a mating ground, but he wouldn't let us use his name.


Summer vacation is a myth, because the parents make most of the kids either work, go to camp or go to school.

Alternative lifestyle folk may head up to where the clouds grow instead of sweating it out at the shore.



The Shrode Report  thinks that global cooling
is starting at the mountain tops.


Gypsy Nick thinks that the mountains are his alter
and the back-steps are his pew.

Altered Mountain . . . (Photo courtesy Google Images.



Gypsy Nick says it's OK to say summer after it's warm enough to go naked.


Anyone who guesses where Gypsy Nick will be sent next will win a huge amount of Free Hypon downloads.

What is a Hypon?  See below:








Come back often. Short takes for quick breaks.

Later,
Signed -   

Discuss this article on the forums. (0 posts)