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Written by Niki Shrode
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Tuesday, 23 September 2008 |
Windfarms will now be built all over your horizon.
THE SHRODE REPORT
Get the News before it gets you!
©2008 by Niki David Shrode
A Nut Road Studio Production
Fairyland Windfarm in Wonderland, Az. . . . (Images courtesy Google Images.)
Nobody knew which way the wind was blowing on this one. Gobs of renewable energy links inside:
- What's in the wind . . .
- Mommy the computer ate my homework . . .
- More to come . . .
SHORT TAKE for that Quick Break:
Who knew that renewable energy would take so much money to build?  The Shrode Report sent Gypsy Nick to investigate what's up with renewable energy.
Gypsy Nick Reports the question on the public's mind about who is getting all the money was simple to answer after an in depth investigation and testimony from several anonymous street people. The answer? The folks who told us we needed renewable energy and are now getting all the money. They literally struck oil with and idea they pulled out of the air, says Gypsy Nick
Who's doing what . . . (Images courtesy Google Images.) Can the wind generator idea actually fly?
 The Shrode Report sent Gypsy Nick secret clearnace for the windlab research project located just over the hill from Area 51.
Gypsy Nick went missing for over two months, but now can report some strange things are happening in wind energy circles. Evidenced by the smuggled photo of a flying windfarm.
Gypsy Nick asked how you plug into a Windplane that is flying high in the air to get the electricity out of it? The scientists got so mad they threw Gypsy Nick out of the test area and off the windplane's takeoff pad. They said that is Phase II and it is top secret. Windplane just a little to the left of the airspace over Area 51 . . . (Images courtesy Google Images.) Flying windfarm research siteReport continued soon . . . (gasp! . . . I lost 3/4 of the report to a computer glitch ... I'll redo soon.)
Gypsy Nick says it's OK to go gypsy after it's warm enough to go naked. As they said in the cartoons . . . That's all folks. To book a Gypsy Band like Bo Wilson and UR2 call:
Gypsy Nick
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623-242-9264Anyone who guesses where Gypsy Nick has a gypsy windfarm will win a huge amount of Free Hypon downloads.
(Disclaimer: Real Gypsies do not believe in or condone the use of Hypons.)
What is a Hypon? See below:  Come back often. Short takes for quick breaks.
Later,
Signed - 
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