Will They Hire Dwarfs To Man The Windmills?

The Shrode Report sent Gypsy Nick to investigate. After being bitten by one dwarf and tickled till he cried by another, Gypsy Nick resigned from the dwarf research project. Finding are inconclusive. So far a lot of blue sky engineering has been getting the press.
Blue Sky Engineering . . . (Photo courtesy Google Images.)
Will The Fuel Of Life Circle Become The Norm?
Fuel Of Life Circle . . . (Photo courtesy Google Images.)
Gypsy Nick is also checking into Solar Energy in Arizona!
Gypsy Nick reports:
Not to be outdone by windmills, the solar researchers are creating all kinds of weird contraptions.
Solar Wind Flower . . . (Photos courtesy Google Images.)
Renewable Energy Sources Are Taking Center Stage.

From
Biomass to Nuclear, the energy sources are all seeking extra funding.
Gypsy Nick is thinking of starting a
"Think Tank For Renewable Funding Sources".
The Natural Atom . . . (Photo courtesy Google Images.)
Energy prices should hit rock bottom in the fall of 2011.

Gypsy Nick Thinks That
Geo-Electrical Field Storms are just around the corner.
Energy Crash Of 2010 . . . (Photo courtesy Google Images.)
Summary: Wind power will blow off the power companies to such an extent that new and faster transmission lines will be installed all over the United States. Preferably superconductors in underground tunnels for constant support and safety. FaceBook flash mobs don't work in the countryside because most farm hands don't have Blackberries or iPods.
Gypsy Nick thinks that new hair products will cause people to generate power from their hair and require less meat. Stay tuned.
Anyone who sends in a picture of Wind Turbine Towers over 1500 feet tall or a recent photo of Gypsy Nick
will win a huge amount of Free Hypon downloads.
We let you print the Hypons with your own ink-jet or laser printer. :-) In the summer the ink dries fast
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