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Nobody has found anyone hit by lightning from using an iPhone, but there are suspicious  large black spots left on the ground where something vaporized.

The Shrode Report sent Gypsy Nick out to investigate.

Gypsy Nick reports that in Kansas the wireless party lines seem to be causing a storm of controversy.

Party Line in Kansas . . . (Photos courtesy Google Images.)







However in California the lightning is more like designer flashes of color.




Gypsy Nick has a theory that the color of the iPhone causes some flashy lightnings to take on the color.


Rainbow Party Line . . . (Photos courtesy Google Images.)







Alexander Graham Bell tried out the first crude wireless phone from high atop the Eiffel Tower way back in 1902.











New Phone Causes Sparks To Fly . . . (Photo courtesy Google Images.)

















Not to be outdone, religious people in Rio tried calling from a statue, but were not heard from again.
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Gypsy Nick thinks perhaps they let their service lapse




Taking a call from God . . . (Photo courtesy Google Images.)











Gypsy Nick had inspector Dr. Who round up the usual suspects for questioning.



Three cool suspects.. . . (Photos courtesy Google Images.)






Some multi colored  phone impostors were added to the lineup to level the playing field.




Gypsy Nick liked the purple one, but knew he was innocent.








Chorus line from the Big Apple . . . (Photos courtesy Google Images.)

Spider Man and the Purple Flash could not  compete with the Redhead.













A man in black was seen being very familiar with one of the suspects.


Gypsy Nick thought he had caught the culprit red handed, but alas it turned out to be the leader of the "Cool World". And that world is not free!

Handsome man in black . . .(Photo courtesy Google Images.)






The Shrode Report hired some underground students who were usually pretty unreliable to search for traces of unsolved lightning strikes. What were obtained were some photos from a Flying Saucer club of some iPhones that looked like they were involved, but this could not be proven. You be the judge, you can think for yourself.

Gypsy Nick bartered a million and one Hypons,, (see end of story for details,) for the bodies of some strange incidents.




The dead survivors . . . (Photos courtesy Google Images.)








Now the Big Apple underground has called out the militia to settle the score.




Gypsy Nick did some snooping and found out the story


Here is the LinK (click Here)

Apple sends the Cops to get the guy who sold the iPhone before it's time. It was a partial birth lost connection.

Buster "Grenade Gun" McNasty . . . (Photo courtesy Google Images.)







Gypsy Nick is back at his desert lair waiting instructions from  agent "Boo" at the Shrode cave.


At home on the range with Gypsy Nick on Lightning Lookout Patrol . . . (Photo courtesy Google Images.)







Anyone who sends in a picture of iPhones being hit by lightning or a recent photo of Gypsy Nick with a wireless device  will win a huge amount of Free Hypon downloads.

We let you print the Hypons with your own ink-jet or laser printer.  :-)    In the summer the ink dries fast

(Disclaimer: Real Gypsies do not believe in or condone the use of Hypons.)

What is a Hypon?  See below:




















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Later,
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